• Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end and then follow up with a sanitary trim.
  • You don't go 6-8 weeks without washing or brushing your hair and rolling in the yard in the meantime.
  • Your hairdresser doesn't clean your ears and eyes.
  • Your haircut doesn't include a mani/pedi.
  • You sit still for your hairdresser.
  • Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head, not your entire body.
  • You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser.
  • Your hairdresser doesn't give you a bath. 
  • Your hairdresser doesn't offer to brush your teeth, express your anal glands, pluck the hair from your ears or remove parasites. 
  • You don't poop or pee on your hairdresser (at least we hope not).
We hope this silly yet true post sheds a little light into our everyday world while working with animals.  :)